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days left to "claim the high horse but take the low road." days left to kick George W. Bush around. days until the US signs Kyoto. days until the US rejoins real world. days until George Bush becomes eligible for war crimes tribunal. days left until we find out if Barack Obama actually is a secret Muslim. Free world to hold party in days! World War III starts in Iran within days. Only another days to "connect Iraq to the war on terror" (it's hard). Only another days to "put food on your family." Only another days to ask, “Is our children learning?"  Only another  days to "misunderestimate" the Great Decider.  Only another  days to help Ob-Gyns "practice their love with women."  Only  days left to add anti-Bush snark to this template! (metajoke).  Only  days left for Bush to cause the Rapture!  So a woman, a Mormon, a grizzled Viet Nam vet and a black guy and Mike Huckabee walk into a bar. What's the punchline? Find out in  days!   days until the nightmare finally ends...  Only  more days to clamber aboard the gravy train.  Only  more days until you will no longer be able to coexist peacefully with fish.  Only  more days to be "thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people."   more days until some village in Texas gets its idiot back.  Only  more days to stay off the booze and cocaine, Dubya!  Only  more days to collect hilarious Bushisms. Only more days to find the weapons of mass destruction. Only more days for George W. Bush to finish reading The Pet Goat. Only more days to improve border relations between Canada and Mexico. more days that George W. Bush has to wake up drooling over Iran. Only more days until Shaving Day. Whaddya mean you don't get it? Go watch some porn and tell me what's missing. Only more days of reused Bush jokes!