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'''Conglomo''' is a [[Corumm]]ese multi-level marketing (MLM) company that sells health, beauty, and home care products. The company was founded in 1996 by Donkey-Kong Dave and Tony Yoink and is based in Pianqu, [[Corumm]]. It conducts business through a number of affiliated companies in several countries and territories. It follows its own patented business model dubbed the '''Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™'''. | '''Conglomo''' is a [[Corumm]]ese multi-level marketing (MLM) company that sells health, beauty, and home care products. The company was founded in 1996 by Donkey-Kong Dave and Tony Yoink and is based in Pianqu, [[Corumm]]. It conducts business through a number of affiliated companies in several countries and territories. It follows its own patented business model dubbed the '''Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™'''. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
==Brands== | ==Brands== | ||
*'''Cleaning products''': some kind of cleaning goop?, soaps made of cucumbers or some dumb shit | *'''Cleaning products''': some kind of cleaning goop?, soaps made of cucumbers or some dumb shit | ||
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*'''Nutrition''': Partnership with Agario, all in one meal in a tablet/pill/shake | *'''Nutrition''': Partnership with Agario, all in one meal in a tablet/pill/shake | ||
==Business model== | ==Business model== | ||
Conglomo's business model combines direct sales with the multi-level marketing. Conglomo's distributors are called ' | Conglomo's business model combines direct sales with the multi-level marketing. Conglomo's distributors are called 'Executive Agents' and they can sell products directly. They can also induct and mentor people outside of Conglomo into becoming agents, garnering performance bonuses for the sales made by their inductees. This is called internally the '''Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™''', as one's agents downstream recruit more people and those people recruit more in turn in addition to selling product, it becomes a self sustaining money printing machine. | ||
[[Category:Corumm]] | [[Category:Corumm]] | ||
[[Category:Companies]] | [[Category:Companies]] | ||
[[Category:Multi-level marketing]] | [[Category:Multi-level marketing]] | ||
Revision as of 02:29, 3 January 2023
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| Industry | Conglomerate |
| Founded | 25 December 1996 |
| Headquarters | Pianqu , |
Area served | Worldwide |
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| Revenue | $235 billion (2020) |
| $82 billion | |
Number of employees | 156,673 |
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Conglomo is a Corummese multi-level marketing (MLM) company that sells health, beauty, and home care products. The company was founded in 1996 by Donkey-Kong Dave and Tony Yoink and is based in Pianqu, Corumm. It conducts business through a number of affiliated companies in several countries and territories. It follows its own patented business model dubbed the Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™.
History
Brands
- Cleaning products: some kind of cleaning goop?, soaps made of cucumbers or some dumb shit
- Cosmetics: whale free cosmetics, avon
- Toiletries: One ply toilet paper
- Cooking knives: ultra deluxe super sharp knives
- Nutrition: Partnership with Agario, all in one meal in a tablet/pill/shake
Business model
Conglomo's business model combines direct sales with the multi-level marketing. Conglomo's distributors are called 'Executive Agents' and they can sell products directly. They can also induct and mentor people outside of Conglomo into becoming agents, garnering performance bonuses for the sales made by their inductees. This is called internally the Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™, as one's agents downstream recruit more people and those people recruit more in turn in addition to selling product, it becomes a self sustaining money printing machine.