Lorenzo Farinaldi

Lorenzo Farinaldi
Photo Farinaldi uses of himself on social media.
Born	(1978-03-07) March 7, 1978 Aalberg, Olmeria
Nationality	Olmerian
Other names	lorenaldi333
Occupation	Certified forklift driver
Known for	Social media presence

Lorenzo Farinaldi (born March 7, 1978), also known as lorenaldi333, is an Olmerian internet personality. He is best known for his over the top reactions to football games played both domestically and internationally by Olmerian football teams. He first rose to fame when Olmerian internet users discovered his social media account filled with Farinaldi's reactions to the results of football matches, often resulting in over the top reactions. As of 2026, he has over 1 million followers on all platforms he is active on.

Early life

Farinaldi claims to have been an avid football player during his childhood. He also found a passion for forklift driving in his teens after he and his friends jumped a warehouse employee for his keys and stole a forklift. He faced no charges due to him being a minor at the time.

Social media fame

Farinaldi created his initial social media accounts under the name lorenaldi33 in 2012 and was a relatively active user until 2015, when he apparently "forgot the password" following a "brawl with the lads". He created his second accounts later that year under the name lorenaldi333 where he regularly continued posting his reactions to footy games and to a lesser extent, political commentary.

In 2020, Olmerian internet users stumbled upon him from his reply to the official account of Aalberg Wanderers where he threatened he'd knock the managers son out cold if he didn't bench the teams midfielder Ervanco Negrino. The over the top reaction quickly spread over the internet, netting him 100 000 followers before the month was over. Farinaldi's signature social media picture became a widespread meme, spawning various edited versions of the image of him holding a pint.

More recently Farinaldi has broadened his comments, seemingly randomly replying to all sorts of companies and organisations with aggressive and often downright outrageous responses, as well as tweeting his own controversial perspectives on many topics.

Controversies

Farinaldi has been open about child abuse on social media, most recently in 2026 when he posted a picture of his son knocked out due to the lack of football broadcasts of the 2026 WAFF World Cup. It's unknown why Farinaldi is yet to face charges.

Farinaldi was also subject to criticism for his comments about the 2034 Winnecomac County referendum, which sparked a major diplomatic crisis in Crona. Farinaldi was accused of making light of the serious situation when he tweeted "All this bloody talk of who to give that Winnycammyac [sic] too and nun ov ya 'ave even funk of makin' it a massiv' forklift racetrack.", calling his "lads nd forklifters" to "go shat on em all" before making a crude sexual reference regarding his wife.

Farinaldi once again came under significant fire in 2035 following the death of King David II of Vallejar when he responded to the nations announcement on ixtwitter saying "Ding dong...". The response gained so much traction Olmerian officials we're required to publicly apologise to Vallejar for any offense caused. During the subsequent ban, he returned to the platform with a burner account, @notfarinaldi333, to argue with the news company reporting his ban, claiming his free speech was being impeded, before going on to insult the independent news company The People's Canary when they too challenged him. Throughout this Farinaldi claimed through the burner account that he was in fact not Farinaldi, a fact that was disproved moments later by tech experts who traced his ip address and matched it to his main account.

In all, Farinaldi has been banned a total of 174 times across all social media platforms, including 100 times on ixtwitter alone, totalling over 9 years of bans.