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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days left to "[[Bushisms|claim the high horse but take the low road]]."</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days left to kick George W. Bush around.</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days until the US signs Kyoto.</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days until the US rejoins real world.</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days until George Bush becomes eligible for war crimes tribunal.</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days left until we find out if Barack Obama actually ''is'' a secret Muslim.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Free world to hold party in {{Presdays}} days!</option>
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| <option weight=10>World War III starts in Iran within {{Presdays}} days.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only another {{Presdays}} days to "[[Bushisms|connect Iraq to the war on terror]]" (it's hard).</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only another {{Presdays}} days to "[[Bushisms|put food on your family]]."</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only another {{Presdays}} days to ask, “[[Bushisms|Is our children learning?"]]</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only another {{Presdays}} days to "[[Bushisms|misunderestimate]]" the Great Decider.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only another {{Presdays}} days to help Ob-Gyns "[[Bushisms|practice their love with women]]."</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} days left to add anti-Bush snark to this template! (metajoke).</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} days left for Bush to cause the [[Rapture]]!</option>
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| <option weight=10>So <s>a woman, a Mormon,</s> a grizzled Viet Nam vet and a black guy <s>and Mike Huckabee</s> walk into a bar. What's the punchline? Find out in {{Electdays}} days!</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} days until the nightmare finally ends...</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days to clamber aboard the gravy train.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days until you will no longer be able to [[Bushisms|coexist peacefully with fish]].</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days to be "[[Bushisms|thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people]]."</option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} more days until some village in Texas gets its idiot back.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days to stay off the booze and cocaine, Dubya!</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days to collect hilarious [[Bushisms]].</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days to find the weapons of mass destruction.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days for George W. Bush to finish reading ''The Pet [[Goat]]''.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days to improve border relations between Canada and Mexico. </option>
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| <option weight=10>{{Presdays}} more days that George W. Bush has to wake up drooling over Iran.</option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days until Shaving Day. <small>Whaddya mean you don't get it? Go watch some [[porn]] and tell me what's missing.</small></option>
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| <option weight=10>Only {{Presdays}} more days of reused Bush jokes!</option>
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For other political parties, see [[{{{1}}}]]. An overview on elections and election results is included in [[{{{2}}}]].
Usage
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