Kiravian cuisine

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In this era of "molecular gastronomy" it has become fashionable to claim that fine cooking can be rationalised into a sort of science. In most parts of the world, this is of course preposterous. Kiravian cuisine, however, can be easily boiled down - pardon the pun - to gradeschool arithmetic. In 21203 years all they have managed to come up with is a dozen or so different ways to combine potatoes with meat and a savoury green that pair well with a beer. I will not waste any more breath discussing it.

— Antoine Lebâtard, Plates Uncharted, S3 E6 - "Vomiting in Valēka"
potato
potato
beer


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Potato skins
idk, some shit
Sourdough seaweed bread
idk, some shit
Sausage rolls
idk, some shit
Full breakfast in the Far Northeast
idk, some shit
Iltixákuv ("Fine hash")
idk, some shit
Whitefish soup with onion



Ingredients

Potato

Other Root Vegetables

Cereals & Pseudocereals

 
Vuoln (Oats)
 
Coscivian cuckwheat
 
Drallion

Forestry Products

Fruits of the Sea

Among most Coscivian peoples, the flesh of whales and other cetaceans is considered taboo, a proscription associated with Sarostivism and ancient Coscivian selenolatry. This taboo was not observed by the Taństans or the Lúnstans, and was widely violated by the Svéaran Kir.

Fungi

Algæ

Meats

 
Smoked sausage
 
Kirish game hounds
 
Pork loaf

Poultry

Cooking techniques

Boiling

Boiling and simmering have always been essential techniques in Kiravian cooking, given the wet, wooded environment of much of Great Kirav and Kiravians' heavy reliance on hard root vegetables.


Grilling


 
Meat being grilled




Baking with Additives

In the supratemperate and boreal regions of Great Kirav where cereal cultivation was often unreliable in premodern times, the use of various additives to stretch bread flour became a common practice. Though principally employed during grain shortages, some such additives were incorporated into ordinary cuisine. In the nemoral belt, acorn flour was the flour additive of first resort. Tree flour was very commonly used, and in Upper Kirav, Koskenkorva, and the Northeast Highlands (especially the Goidelic Forest), tree flour made from the cambium of the Fiannrian pine is still added to flatbreads, pancakes, and porridges. In coastal regions, various forms of seaweed are added to bread dough, even in times of plenty and still popular in modern times. These kelp breads are most strongly associated with Farravonia, Eusa, and the Cronan colonies, especially Atrassica and Kiravian Cusinaut.

Hallmark dishes

Xákuv (Hashes)

The xákuv, translated as "hash", is a diverse and ubiquitous class of dishes comprising sliced, diced, or chopped potato mixed with other ingredients and seasonings and pan-fried together. Similar dishes exist in Levantia and the Levantine diaspora, where they are considered a breakfast item. In Kiravia, however, there are xákuv fit for all meals of the day. A simple xákuv includes - in addition to the potato base - diced vegetables (onions, leeks, scallions, and peppers being the most common) and mushrooms, meat or fish, and seasonings (salt, at a minimum). However, xákuv recipes can be much more complex, incorporating multiple protein sources and additional ingredients such as eggs, congealed grain porridge, sauces, and even melted cheese. Traditionally, as with soups and stews, homemade hashes were (and are) often eclectic, making use of disparate scraps and leftovers.

The official territorial dish of Seváronsa is a "Polynesian hash" that incorporates pork and pineapple as primary ingredients. Similar tropical variations on xákuv are widely served in Sarolasta and Saint Kennera-Pribraltar.

Canova Bag - Coarse hash, diced fried chicken (usually breaded), chili powder, fried onions, hot green chilis.
Metrea Classic - Medium hash, diced or ground bacon, diced avocado and tomato, molten Metrea jack.
Æonara Classic - Fine or medium hash, bell peppers, and onions.
Kilikas White - Fine hash, whitefish, diced hard-boiled egg, coarse sea salt.

As xákuv is easy to prepare and keep warm for extended periods, it has been peddled by street vendors for millennia. Modern xákuv carts and stationary xákuv buffets offer a suite of common hot ingredients that can be stirred into the hash according to the customer's taste. Pre-mixed and even pre-cooked canned hashes can now be bought in supermarkets.

Variations

Food culture