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{{Infobox company | {{Infobox company | ||
| name = Agario | | name = Agario | ||
| logo = | | logo = AgarioNew.jpg | ||
| logo_caption = | | logo_caption = | ||
| image = | | image = | ||
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| defunct = <!-- {{End date|YYYY|MM|DD}} --> | | defunct = <!-- {{End date|YYYY|MM|DD}} --> | ||
| location_city = [[Korell]] | | location_city = [[Korell]] | ||
| location_country = [[ | | location_country = [[Daxia]] | ||
| locations = <!-- Number of --> | | locations = <!-- Number of --> | ||
| area_served = [[Alshar]] [[Crona]] | | area_served = [[Alshar]] [[Crona]] | ||
| key_people = | | key_people = | ||
| products = Food | | products = Food<br>Pharmacy<br>General Merchandise | ||
| brands = | | brands = | ||
| production = | | production = | ||
| services = Catering | | services = Catering<br>Online Shopping | ||
| revenue = | | revenue = $106 billion | ||
| operating_income = | | operating_income = | ||
| net_income = | | net_income = | ||
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| divisions = | | divisions = | ||
| subsid = | | subsid = | ||
| homepage = www.agario.com. | | homepage = www.agario.com.dx | ||
| footnotes = | | footnotes = | ||
| intl = | | intl = | ||
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}} | }} | ||
'''Agario '''is a | '''Agario '''is a [[Daxia]]n multinational corporation that specializes in the production and commercialization of food replacement or imitation products and the infamous '[[Daxian Aspic]] as well as operating its own chain of retail supermarkets and big-box stores. Agario promotes novel products such as acorn coffee, sawdust bread and mud-infused cookies as being low cost but still nutritious alternatives for the monetarily challenged sectors of the general public. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Agario was registered as a corporation in 1994 by Wang Chen, son of then Chancellor [[Linge Chen]]. Initially owned by the Mirzak Waste Management Authority, the assets that would form the core of Agario's business model were acquired at bargain prices in 1995, namely four landfills, two waste management facilities, three recycling centers and associated machinery and vehicles. From these sources of material and with a specialized research and development department come most of the products of Agario. The landfills providing an ample source of mud for cookies, biomatter for patties. Edible coal was picked up at the waste facilities or bought in bulk from mines. All through the 1990's Agario would continue to diversify its sources of raw inputs and come to product placement deals with major retail chains and government agencies. In 1996 Agario acquired the patent and rights to [[ | Agario was registered as a corporation in 1994 by Wang Chen, son of then Chancellor [[Linge Chen]]. Initially owned by the [[Mirzak]] Waste Management Authority, the assets that would form the core of Agario's business model were acquired at bargain prices in 1995, namely four landfills, two waste management facilities, three recycling centers and associated machinery and vehicles. From these sources of material and with a specialized research and development department come most of the products of Agario. The landfills providing an ample source of mud for cookies, biomatter for patties. Edible coal was picked up at the waste facilities or bought in bulk from mines. All through the 1990's Agario would continue to diversify its sources of raw inputs and come to product placement deals with major retail chains and government agencies. In 1996 Agario acquired the patent and rights to [[Daxian Aspic]], vastly increasing its product offer at the drop of a hat. In 2002 Agario received a government loan and used it to acquire the failing retail chain by the name of Yanghui Supermarkets, , rebranding the entire chain and introducing its own products while opening new stores in [[Xisheng]]. The new Agario supermarkets would begin turning a profit by 2006. | ||
==Products== | ==Products== | ||
*'''Aspic''' - ''Main article: [[ | *'''Aspic''' - ''Main article: [[Daxian Aspic]]'' | ||
*'''Mud-infused cookies''' - Marketed under the name of 'Ni-Ni', these cookies are made of batter prepared with highly enriched mud, salt and butter. Recommended for children of low income households to supplement mineral deficient diets. | *'''Mud-infused cookies''' - Marketed under the name of 'Ni-Ni', these cookies are made of batter prepared with highly enriched mud, salt and butter. Recommended for children of low income households to supplement mineral deficient diets. | ||
*'''Tree Flour Bread''' - Bread made with 85% highly enriched sawdust, packed with all the nutrients of millenia old trees in a single serving. | *'''Tree Flour Bread''' - Bread made with 85% highly enriched sawdust, packed with all the nutrients of millenia old trees in a single serving. | ||
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Agario as a tool of silent genocide | Agario as a tool of silent genocide | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Daxia]] | ||
[[Category:Companies]] | [[Category:Companies]] | ||
[[Category:IXWB]] | [[Category:IXWB]] | ||
[[Category:Cuisine]] | [[Category:Cuisine]] | ||