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The drink is the brainchild of chemists working in secret labs for the [[Xisheng Office of Contentment]]. In its drive to pacify and mentally dull the populations of conquered [[Crona]], the idea to provide them with highly addictive drugs in a surreptitious manner was devised. The internment of almost seventy percent of the Cronan demographic in closed towns dubbed Bliss Camps and their dependency on government rations which include Woozies has made the strategy a resounding success. All households get a box of Woozies every week and the drink is provided free of charge in schools, medical clinics, food banks and prisons. There is a surveillance system in place to ensure the soft drink is consumed by all. | The drink is the brainchild of chemists working in secret labs for the [[Xisheng Office of Contentment]]. In its drive to pacify and mentally dull the populations of conquered [[Crona]], the idea to provide them with highly addictive drugs in a surreptitious manner was devised. The internment of almost seventy percent of the Cronan demographic in closed towns dubbed Bliss Camps and their dependency on government rations which include Woozies has made the strategy a resounding success. All households get a box of Woozies every week and the drink is provided free of charge in schools, medical clinics, food banks and prisons. There is a surveillance system in place to ensure the soft drink is consumed by all. | ||
Leaked reports from visiting functionaries to the bliss camps report a sense of total complacency, sedation and despair as the inhabitants are too drugged to do much apart from shambling from one place to another in a stupor. The leaked reports state that the supply of Woozies is interrupted at random intervals to induce the population to suffer from withdrawal symptoms, to foment their loyalty to their | Leaked reports from visiting functionaries to the bliss camps report a sense of total complacency, sedation and despair as the inhabitants are too drugged to do much apart from shambling from one place to another in a stupor. The leaked reports state that the supply of Woozies is interrupted at random intervals to induce the population to suffer from withdrawal symptoms, to foment their loyalty to their Daxian benefactors and providers of the drinks. Food giant [[Agario]] is looking to get exclusive distribution rights of the drink in [[League-occupied Varshan|occupied Varshan]] and is also in talks with established retail chains to distribute it in [[Sarpedon]]. | ||
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