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In ancient [[Corumm]] dwarves and pygmies were seen as people that had been cursed by deities at birth or whose parents were being punished for some transgression. These beliefs led dwarves to be shunned or exiled from their communities at best and persecuted or killed at worst. Ancient Daxian religions sometimes made use of dwarves in rituals, and many times the dwarves did not make it out unscathed. There are ancient records that document attempts to cure dwarfism by officials. These attempts included rearranging a dwarves organs as it was believed the limbs had shriveled due to poor blood circulation and moving bigger organs to the chest would somehow remedy this. While these attitudes and superstitions changed very little through the centuries, the arrival of Christianity and its doctrines of mercy and equality before God saw some limited shift in public attitudes. Still, dwarves could usually only make a living as objects of fun and derision, working as part of entertainment troupes or 'freak' shows, as servants to the wealthy or as menial laborers. Significant official changes in the societal status of dwarves only came about with the advent of the Qian dynasty.
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| traded_as = CON
| industry = Conglomerate
| predecessors =
| founded = 25 December 1996
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| hq_location_city = Pianqu
| hq_location_country = [[Corumm]]
| area_served = Worldwide
| key_people = {{ubl|Donkey-Kong Dave (Chief Executive)|Tony Yoink (Chairman)| Futon Francine (Chief of Operations)}}
| revenue =  $235 billion
| revenue_year = 2020
| operating_income = $82 billion
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| num_employees = 156,673
| divisions = {{ubl|Health|Beauty|Homecare}}
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The last Daxian dynasty is known to have included through its history a significant number of members born with dwarfism and it banned the killing of dwarves, who were often preyed upon for the supposed miraculous properties of their body parts. Noble-born dwarves were not the only ones able to attain high office in this period, but base born dwarves too served as royal eunuchs, bureaucrats, craftsmen and there even was a dwarf who attained the rank of fleet admiral. The Qian court created many positions that were filled exclusively with dwarves. The Keeper of Imperial Shoes was a dwarf responsible for the crafting, storage and maintenance of the Emperor's shoes. Likewise the Stool Groom was a dwarf official who maintained the imperial stocks of toiletries,  assisted the Emperor in his personal hygiene and excretion if necessary, and applied perfumes and lemon scented oils on the monarch after the deed. The High Gardener was a dwarf official who maintained the [[Imperial Lemon Grove]] and other palace gardens. These positions were salaried ones and prestigious for they kept these office holders in constant close proximity to the monarch. For their protection and patronage of dwarves the Qian came to be known as the dynasty of dwarves.  
'''Conglomo''' is a [[Corumm]]ese multi-level marketing (MLM) company that sells health, beauty, and home care products. The company was founded in 1985 by Donkey-Kong Dave and Tony Yoink and is based in Pianqu, [[Corumm]]. It conducts business through a number of affiliated companies in several countries and territories. It follows its own patented business model dubbed the '''Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™'''.
[[File:Lord minimus.png|thumb|Don Juan Fonseca, [[Pelaxia|Pelaxian]] ambassador to the Imperial Qian court from 1652 to 1670. Foreign dwarves were especially well received as envoys and diplomats.]]
==History==
The favor of the Qian was not reserved for domestic dwarves, foreign ones were also appreciated and feted. The [[Carto-Pelaxian Commonwealth]] was the first to take notice of this trend by sending Don Juan Fonseca as its first ambassador to the court of the Qian. A dwarf of noble descent, Don Juan succesfully negotiated for the opening of economic relations between the two nations and stayed in his post for eighteen years, becoming somewhat of a socialite who mingled with [[Mirzak]]'s upper crust and maintained several mistresses. Other nations followed suit through the years such as [[Kiravia]] in 1715 with ambassador plenipotentiary Iğuriv D.S. Tōmtor, the diminutive envoy introduced Kiravian whiskey and the game of checkers to the court.
Tony Yoink and Donkey-Kong Dave have been friends and associates since at least the 1970's when they both employed by a telemarketing firm named Cintranex Limited. Eventually both were fired for attempting to falsify call reports to get unearned sales commissions. After Cintranex, the pair became distributors of Cloroxil, a company that sold soap infused with various herbs and spices, marketed as contributing to healthier, smoother skin. The business practices of Conglomo are clearly patterned after Cloroxil's, with a few adjustments such as the use of a trapezoid instead of a pyramid to describe the business structure. After realizing the were not going to make it big in the Cloroxil pyramidal scheme and were just feeding their 'sponsor', Tony got the idea to start their own soap company with the same strategy, to outcompete Cloroxil.


The patronage of dwarves by the Qian backfired harshly after the collapse of the imperial system, as dwarves were equated with the old dynasty and seen as complicit in the corruption and mismanagement of the nation by the late Qian rulers. While some dwarf officials were indeed corrupt and self serving, the vast majority of the dwarven population were entirely ordinary citizens. Many dwarves were forced out of the cities and denied employment during the early years of military rule. The promulgation of the Basic Law banning many forms of discrimination and the rising military oppression helped dissipate any residual ill will against dwarves as they were later seen as just as oppressed as everybody else. In modern day [[Corumm]] dwarves are mostly treated as any other citizens, although some still choose to form their own separate communities. Such is the case of dwarf section of the town of [[Lunara]], populated and run entirely by dwarves. The Basic Law also grants dwarves some notable benefits such as exemption from service in the military and protections against being tossed or labeled emergency food supply.
After taking on significant bank debt, Conglomo corporation was formed in 1985 with its main business focus being the import and commercialization of rose petal oil soaps from [[Rusana]] under the brand name of Venus Soap. At the same time they began filing a massive number of complaints with the Ministry of Economy, alleging breaches of health standards, disloyal competition, and other unfair business practices against Cloroxil. While hundreds of these complaints were thrown out, the one or two that stuck quickly became a problem for Cloroxil's operation, as they were not entirely unfounded. They also hired thugs from the [[Central Confederation of Daxian Trade Unions|National Union of Road Transport Workers]] to disrupt the delivery trucks of Cloroxil and intimidate the drivers. Cloroxil's founder agreed to sell the company to Conglomo when he started to be harassed himself, being followed around by suspicious cars, having his car tires slashed and receiving cryptic phonecalls. With this acquisition Conglomo suddenly became the leader of the natural soap market in the country and acquired a significantly larger distribution network.
 
==Brands==
*'''Cleaning products''': some kind of cleaning goop?, soaps made of cucumbers or some dumb shit
*'''Cosmetics''': whale free cosmetics, avon
*'''Toiletries''': One ply toilet paper
*'''Cooking knives''': ultra deluxe super sharp knives
*'''Nutrition''': Partnership with Agario, all in one meal in a tablet/pill/shake
==Business model==
Conglomo's business model combines direct sales with the multi-level marketing. Conglomo's distributors are called 'Executive Agents' and they can sell products directly. They can also induct and mentor people outside of Conglomo into becoming agents, garnering performance bonuses for the sales made by their inductees. This is called internally the '''Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™''', as one's agents downstream recruit more people and those people recruit more in turn in addition to selling product, it becomes a self sustaining money printing machine.


==Notable Dwarves==
===Digen Youdu===
One of the more well known dwarves of the middle Qian period was the dwarf Digen Youdu who was a member of a cadet branch of the Imperial family and distant cousin of Emperor Lizong. As a learned man of noble blood, he was given a position befiting of his station in the palace, initially as Chief of the dwarven eunuchs (Youdu was not an eunuch himself and had a family of his own). Reputedly he helped thwart a conspiracy against the Emperor who as a result saw him as trustworthy and rewarded him with further offices such as Keeper of the Royal Seal and Overseer of the Imperial Zoo. As a confidant of the Emperor, Digen had many rivals executed. Later he would be given the task of building the Emperor's new summer residence in Zoushi.
[[File:Dwarf Viceroy.jpg|thumb|Digen Youdu, Dwarf Imperial Viceroy of Ganshu and Admiral of the White Sea]]
Upon completion of the palace Youdu was rewarded with the post of ''Dwarf Imperial Viceroy'' of the coastal province of Ganshu and a tenth share of the incomes of its ports, something unheard of for any official before him.  As Viceroy he arrested many corrupt officials, developed the road network and built a new port, fostered the local economy and revived local fishing. He employed in turn many dwarves in his administration of Ganshu as tax collectors and customs officials. When Metzettan pirates began raiding in the nearby waters, Youdu built up a provintial war fleet of thirty ships and led it in person against the pirates. He smashed the pirate fleet at the Battle of Beihai Cove and pursued its remnants all the way to the coast of south [[Tanhai]]. He bombarded the harbor of Sheyin for supposedly selling supplies to he pirates and only stopped when offered twenty tons of silver. Digen proceeded to ravage Tanhai's coast for three months before returning to Ganshu. For this action and the tribute gathered, Digen was named Admiral of the White Sea and became the first of several dwarf officials to hold active military commands. The fleet under his command participated in continued efforts to erradicate piracy and gave naval support to the army of Lord Mu in [[Rusana]]. After his death and according to his wishes, the office of Dwarf Imperial Viceroy of Ganshu passed to his second son Digen Chim who was also born with dwarfism.
===Lu Chin===
[[File:Dwarf director.jpg|thumb|Film director Lu Chin]]
Lu Chin is a renowned Daxian film and documentary director. Born with a crippling case of lilliputianism and weak bones, he started his career in the show business playing the mascot of a powder laundry detergent company. The simple mascot costume consisted of a detergent box with a cutout for Chin to poke his face through and two holes in the bottom for his legs. Chin's moving performance as the charismatic box of soap gained him many fans.
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Conglomo
Traded asCON
IndustryConglomerate
Founded25 December 1996
Headquarters
Pianqu
,
Corumm
Area served
Worldwide
Key people
  • Donkey-Kong Dave (Chief Executive)
  • Tony Yoink (Chairman)
  • Futon Francine (Chief of Operations)
Revenue$235 billion (2020)
$82 billion
Number of employees
156,673
Divisions
  • Health
  • Beauty
  • Homecare


Conglomo is a Corummese multi-level marketing (MLM) company that sells health, beauty, and home care products. The company was founded in 1985 by Donkey-Kong Dave and Tony Yoink and is based in Pianqu, Corumm. It conducts business through a number of affiliated companies in several countries and territories. It follows its own patented business model dubbed the Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™.

History

Tony Yoink and Donkey-Kong Dave have been friends and associates since at least the 1970's when they both employed by a telemarketing firm named Cintranex Limited. Eventually both were fired for attempting to falsify call reports to get unearned sales commissions. After Cintranex, the pair became distributors of Cloroxil, a company that sold soap infused with various herbs and spices, marketed as contributing to healthier, smoother skin. The business practices of Conglomo are clearly patterned after Cloroxil's, with a few adjustments such as the use of a trapezoid instead of a pyramid to describe the business structure. After realizing the were not going to make it big in the Cloroxil pyramidal scheme and were just feeding their 'sponsor', Tony got the idea to start their own soap company with the same strategy, to outcompete Cloroxil.

After taking on significant bank debt, Conglomo corporation was formed in 1985 with its main business focus being the import and commercialization of rose petal oil soaps from Rusana under the brand name of Venus Soap. At the same time they began filing a massive number of complaints with the Ministry of Economy, alleging breaches of health standards, disloyal competition, and other unfair business practices against Cloroxil. While hundreds of these complaints were thrown out, the one or two that stuck quickly became a problem for Cloroxil's operation, as they were not entirely unfounded. They also hired thugs from the National Union of Road Transport Workers to disrupt the delivery trucks of Cloroxil and intimidate the drivers. Cloroxil's founder agreed to sell the company to Conglomo when he started to be harassed himself, being followed around by suspicious cars, having his car tires slashed and receiving cryptic phonecalls. With this acquisition Conglomo suddenly became the leader of the natural soap market in the country and acquired a significantly larger distribution network.

Brands

  • Cleaning products: some kind of cleaning goop?, soaps made of cucumbers or some dumb shit
  • Cosmetics: whale free cosmetics, avon
  • Toiletries: One ply toilet paper
  • Cooking knives: ultra deluxe super sharp knives
  • Nutrition: Partnership with Agario, all in one meal in a tablet/pill/shake

Business model

Conglomo's business model combines direct sales with the multi-level marketing. Conglomo's distributors are called 'Executive Agents' and they can sell products directly. They can also induct and mentor people outside of Conglomo into becoming agents, garnering performance bonuses for the sales made by their inductees. This is called internally the Trapezoidal Ladder to Success™, as one's agents downstream recruit more people and those people recruit more in turn in addition to selling product, it becomes a self sustaining money printing machine.

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