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*'''Edible Coal''' - Nutritious and inexpensive source of lignite, iron and carbon dioxide essential gases. Can also be used as emergency fuel source and for industrial aromatherapy.
*'''Edible Coal''' - Nutritious and inexpensive source of lignite, iron and carbon dioxide essential gases. Can also be used as emergency fuel source and for industrial aromatherapy.
*'''Gelatin Jam''' -  
*'''Gelatin Jam''' -  
*'''Mystery Meat''' - What's it made of? Ho ho ho do not go looking for the answer!
*'''Mystery Meat''' - ''What's it made of? Ho ho ho do not go looking for the answer!'' A greyish mass visually resemblant of wall putty with little discernible flavor. Sold in myriad presentations including tins, catering blocks and boxes.
*'''Rockcrete patties''' -  
*'''Rockcrete patties''' -  
*'''Sea Biscuit''' - Simple dry and dense biscuits made of flour, water and sometimes salt. If stored dry it can stay intact for decades. Must be moistened to acquire edible properties.
*'''Sea Biscuit''' - Simple dry and dense biscuits made of flour, water and sometimes salt. If stored dry it can stay intact for decades. Must be moistened to acquire edible properties.

Revision as of 06:52, 6 December 2021

Agario
Public
Traded asAGIO
IndustryFoodstuffs and food retail
Headquarters,
Area served
Alshar Crona


Agario is a Corummese company that specializes in the production and commercialization of food replacement or imitation products(daiti) and the infamous 'Corummese Aspic. Agario promotes products such as acorn coffee, sawdust bread and mud-infused cookies as being low cost but still nutritious alternatives for the monetarily challenged sectors of the general public.

History

Products

  • Aspic - Main article: Corummese Aspic
  • Mud-infused cookies - Marketed under the name of 'Ni-Ni', these cookies are made of batter prepared with highly enriched mud, salt and butter. Recommended for children of low income households to supplement mineral deficient diets.
  • Tree Flour Bread - Bread made with 85% highly enriched sawdust, packed with all the nutrients of millenia old trees in a single serving.
Mud cookies on the ground
  • Acorn Coffee - An earthy alternative for consumers with caffeine allergies, only the best oak acorns are used for this tasty concotion.
  • Edible Coal - Nutritious and inexpensive source of lignite, iron and carbon dioxide essential gases. Can also be used as emergency fuel source and for industrial aromatherapy.
  • Gelatin Jam -
  • Mystery Meat - What's it made of? Ho ho ho do not go looking for the answer! A greyish mass visually resemblant of wall putty with little discernible flavor. Sold in myriad presentations including tins, catering blocks and boxes.
  • Rockcrete patties -
  • Sea Biscuit - Simple dry and dense biscuits made of flour, water and sometimes salt. If stored dry it can stay intact for decades. Must be moistened to acquire edible properties.

Criticism

Is Agario's 'Mystery Meat' made out of dead bodies?

Agario as a tool of silent genocide