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During the transition away from [[Kirosocialism]], the National Renewal government embarked on a large-scale programme of administrative reform with the aim of curbing government expenditure and downsizing the bloated federal bureaucracy. As part of this process, a large number of government agencies were eliminated, merged, defunded, privatised, or {{wp|Quango|quango'd}}. Some had their functions diffused among other agencies, devolved to the [[Kiravian Federalism|federal subjects]], or resumed by {{wp|civil society}}.
{{Infobox football club
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| dissolved    =
| American      =
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| chrtitle      = Präsident
| chairman      = Waldemar Scholten
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| manager      = Mikael Hennewar
| coach        =
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{| class="wikitable"
'''Fußball-Klub Frehmenwerther Kickers e.V. 1908''', commonly known as simply '''Frémenwerder Kickers''', '''EffKah''' or '''FKFK''', is a football club based in [[Frehmenwerth|Frémenwerd]], the capital city of [[Hendalarsk]], which competes in the [[Hendalarskaras Bundesliga]], the top domestic division in the country. Founded as ''Fussballspielgesellschaft „Frehmenwerther-Kickers-Klub“ e.V. 1908'', the club adopted its current name in 1929, with the substitution of "Fußball" for "Fussball" in 1973 the only change of note in that time. The club plays at the [[FK-FK-Arena]] in central Frémenwerd and has done so since 1929; this central location has historically made expansion of the ground difficult, but it is now one of the largest stadia in the country.
 
Frémenwerder Kickers were a founder member of the Hendalarskaras Bundesliga and have never been relegated from the division, one of very few clubs to hold that distinction. They are also the most successful team in the division's history, having won the title on 26 occasions between 1931 and 2025 and dozens of cups. They retain a fierce rivalry with [[Rapid-Frehmenwerth]], perennial challengers for major honours, as well as with smaller Frémenwerd clubs such as [[Wiktoría Frémenwerd]] and [[Kunyeria Wremenverda]].
 
==History==
==Playing squad==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+ Current Frémenwerder Kickers squad
|-
! No. !! Pos. !! Player !! Nation
|-
| 1|| GK|| [[Íános Schmid]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
| 13|| GK|| [[Pierre Félix]]|| {{flag|Yonderre}}
|-
| 31|| GK|| [[Horst Salzmann]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
| 2|| DF|| [[Fearghal Ó Dochartaigh]]|| {{flag|Faneria}}
|-
| 3|| DF || [[Aonghus MacNéill]]|| {{flag|Faneria}}
|-
| 4|| DF || [[Udó Nordwele]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
| 5|| DF || [[Tőkász István]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
| 22|| DF|| [[Uwe Bauer]]|| {{flag|Eldmora}}
|-
|-
! Agency !! Subordinate to !! Fate !! Notes
| 23|| DF || [[Símón Kálera]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| Department of Sport || Ministry of Culture || Abolished || The Unified National Sporting System was abolished by the Reform Act of {{H:title|1994 AD|21174}}, and government control of the major spectator sport leagues (e.g. fieldball, sampakuv, hockey) was disclaimed by executive order in {{H:title|1996 AD|21176}}. Federal sponsorship of certain sporting bodies (such as the Kiravian Cross-Country Skiing Association) continued as late as {{H:title|2006 AD|21186}} via the Kiravian Ixlympic Committee until that organisation became an NGO.
| 24|| DF|| [[Gundemá Adamsón]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| [[Kiravian_Security_Executive#History|Republic Security Directorate]] || [[Kiravian Security Executive|Ministry of Security]] || Abolished || Some responsibilities assumed by the Federal Security Bureau.
| 25|| DF || [[Park Moon-jae]]|| {{flag|Metzetta}}
|-
|-
| Price Management Office || [[Economic and Social Council (Kiravia)|Economic & Social Council]] || Abolished || Obsolete with the lifting of most price controls for consumer products, the Price Management Office was shut down under the Kólsylvar administration.
| 6||MF || [[Jürgen Somerhóf]] || {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| National Warehouse & Granary Administration || Economic & Social Council || Abolished || Obsolete with the abandonment of the command economy and National Redistribution Plans. Most national warehouses were sold off to private buyers, most prominently the [[Burgundian North Levantine Trading Company]], while a few were repurposed and assigned to other agencies for specific uses, such as strategic resource stockpiling, military logistics, and emergency shelter.
| 8||MF || [[Jérémie Daladier]]|| {{flag|Yonderre}}
|-
|-
| Pillow Quality Control Bureau|| Ministry of Standards || Abolished || Jobs with the Pillow Quality Control Bureau were the cushiest sinecures available in the Kiravian Union's bloated public sector. The Bureau was finally put to bed by executive order in 21174.
| 10||MF || [[Ludwig Ámínsón]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| Paranormal Affairs Office || Ministry of Science || Abolished || Frequently held up by the Renewal Movement as an example of bureaucratic excess, the Paranormal Affairs Office was abolished by Prime Executive Kólsylvar during his first month in office.
| 12||MF || [[Gustáv Kletscher]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| Bureau of Flags and Insignia|| Ministry of Information || Broken up || Some responsibilities transferred to the Military Vexillogical-Heraldic Authority, Naval Flag Office, and Commission on Naval Uniforms. Others spun out to various quangos or released from the government's purview.
| 16||MF || [[Séamus Ó Lorcán]]|| {{flag|Faneria}}
|-
|-
| Collective Farms Administration|| Ministry of Agriculture || Abolished<br>Devolved || Tasked primarily at {{wp|land reform}} and the collectivisation of large estates in [[South Kirav]] and [[Sydona]], the Collective Farms Administration was abolished early on under the Kólsylvar administration. An Agrarian Transitional Commission was set up to oversee the privatisation of collective farms, either by return to their pre-confiscation owners or by subdivision and grant to smallholders. Many states now have Boards of Rural Coöperatives to assist and regulate private coöperative farming operations.
| 20||MF || [[Sígmunt Golát]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| National {{wp|Polywater|Polyhydrochemical}} Laboratory || Ministry of Science || Abolished || Assets absorbed by the Energy Secretariat
| 7||MF || [[Mázel Fischer]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| Religious Affairs Office || Ministry of Culture || Quango'd || Drastically downsized and repurposed under PEs Kólsylvar and Rénkédar. Reorganised as the quasi-governmental Council on Kiravian Religious Life, which mainly functions as a conduit for Church-State relations. 
| 9||FW || [[Jamshid Tabishi]]|| {{flag|Rusana}}
|-
|-
| Strategic Sociology Office || Ministry of the Exterior || Defunded || Still notionally exists, but with no funding, personnel, or operations. Archives held by the [[Kiravian_State_Executive#Foreign_Affairs_Directorate|State Intelligence Agency]].
| 11||FW || [[Stéphan Juste]]|| {{flag|Yonderre}}
|-
|-
| Telephone & Telegraph Service || Ministry of Infrastructure || Privatised || Privatised as two systems .
| 19||FW || [[Jens Íuhó]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| Agency || Subordinate to || Fate || Notes
| 61||FW || [[Grosics Mihály]]|| {{flag|Hendalarsk}}
|-
|-
| Commission on Kilikas Ironboat Shipwrecks || Ministry of the Sea || Uncertain || She might have broke up or she might've capsized; she may have broke deep and took water.
| 77||FW || [[Stefan Weismann]]|| {{flag|Eldmora}}
|-
|-
|}
|}
==Club culture==
Derisively referred to as a "regime team" by their rivals due to a perceived cosiness with the Hendalarskara government, the Kickers have a history of success and a notably impatient fanbase which demands future success of its managers. The club's ultras, the ''Nordbrigáde'' (so-called because of their traditional position in the FK-FK-Arena's North Stand), are the most fanatical fan group, and during the era of widespread fan disorder that characterised Hendalarskara football in the 1970s were notorious for their conflicts with rival groups. An extremist offshoot of the group, the ''Sonenkämfer'' ("Warriors of the Sun"), were responsible for a string of murders in 1978 and 1979, and their activities have been used by rivals to denounce the team (often cynically) as in some sense existentially right-wing. Recent years have belied this; the club is at the forefront of efforts towards LGBTQ and ethnic minority inclusion in Hendalarskara football. The club's continued success has nevertheless led to a widespread perception that many of its modern fans are "elitist" and/or "plastic"<ref>Joining in order to be associated with success rather than out of any real emotional connection to the club.</ref>, an impression which is hardly helped by former manager and club legend Andréas Hofen's oft-quoted remark "We're not elitist, we treat all our equals with respect - it just so happens that we don't have any equals!"
===Rivalries and alliances===
The club's rivalry with [[Rapid-Frehmenwerth]], the [[Hauptstadsch Derby]], is among the most fiercely-contested fixtures in world football; many league seasons have hinged on the outcome of these games, with the momentum and bragging rights gained by the winner just as important as the swing in the standings. The most notorious instance of the rivalry remains the final game of the 1991-92 season, when Rapid arrived at the FK-FK-Arena two points behind the Kickers and thereby required a win at the ground of their hated rivals to clinch the league title. Rapid duly won through a 91st-minute free-kick struck by [[Lukas Horstenmeyer]], sparking delirious celebrations among the away contingent and a pitch invasion by the irate home fans which took thousands of security personnel to disperse. The Kickers have nevertheless dominated the 2020s in Hendalarskara football, whereas Rapid have undergone a decline over the same period. Other rivalries include smaller local derbies with lower-division teams [[Wiktoria Frémenwerd]] and [[Khunyeria Vremenverda]]. The Kickers also maintain a long-running competitive rivalry with [[Wiktoría Zalgisbeck]], [[Zalgisbeck|the northern metropolis]]' most successful team, although this is far friendlier than the rivalry with Rapid.


The club retains a large international following, and its frequent presence in continental competition has sparked both rivalries and friendships abroad, among them a particularly close relationship with the fans of [Yonderian club] - the two clubs frequently host testimonial matches for each others' long-serving players, and competitive continental meetings are almost always an occasion for reunions and mutual respect regardless of results on the pitch.
==Honours==
===Domestic===
'''[[Hendalarskaras Bundesliga|Bundeslíga]]: 26'''<br> 1930-31, 1933-34, 1939-40, 1940-41, 1941-42, 1942-43, 1943-44, 1944-45, 1945-46, 1967-68, 1968-69, 1973-74, 1978-79, 1982-83, 1986-87, 1990-91, 1992-1993, 1998-99, 2002-03, 2003-04, 2007-08, 2009-10, 2016-17, 2020-21, 2023-24, 2024-25
===Continental===
==Notes==
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Football]]
[[Category:HDL]]
[[Category:Hendalarsk]]
[[Category:Sports]]
[[Category:IXWB]]
[[Category:IXWB]]

Revision as of 20:03, 25 May 2022

Frehmenwerther Kickers
Full nameFußball-Klub Frehmenwerther Kickers e.V. 1908
Nickname(s)EffKah
Founded1908
GroundFK-FK-Arena
Capacity63,022 (56,000 seated)
OwnerFan-owned
PräsidentWaldemar Scholten
ManagerMikael Hennewar
LeagueBundeslíga
2018-192nd

Fußball-Klub Frehmenwerther Kickers e.V. 1908, commonly known as simply Frémenwerder Kickers, EffKah or FKFK, is a football club based in Frémenwerd, the capital city of Hendalarsk, which competes in the Hendalarskaras Bundesliga, the top domestic division in the country. Founded as Fussballspielgesellschaft „Frehmenwerther-Kickers-Klub“ e.V. 1908, the club adopted its current name in 1929, with the substitution of "Fußball" for "Fussball" in 1973 the only change of note in that time. The club plays at the FK-FK-Arena in central Frémenwerd and has done so since 1929; this central location has historically made expansion of the ground difficult, but it is now one of the largest stadia in the country.

Frémenwerder Kickers were a founder member of the Hendalarskaras Bundesliga and have never been relegated from the division, one of very few clubs to hold that distinction. They are also the most successful team in the division's history, having won the title on 26 occasions between 1931 and 2025 and dozens of cups. They retain a fierce rivalry with Rapid-Frehmenwerth, perennial challengers for major honours, as well as with smaller Frémenwerd clubs such as Wiktoría Frémenwerd and Kunyeria Wremenverda.

History

Playing squad

Current Frémenwerder Kickers squad
No. Pos. Player Nation
1 GK Íános Schmid  Hendalarsk
13 GK Pierre Félix  Yonderre
31 GK Horst Salzmann  Hendalarsk
2 DF Fearghal Ó Dochartaigh  Faneria
3 DF Aonghus MacNéill  Faneria
4 DF Udó Nordwele  Hendalarsk
5 DF Tőkász István  Hendalarsk
22 DF Uwe Bauer  Eldmora
23 DF Símón Kálera  Hendalarsk
24 DF Gundemá Adamsón  Hendalarsk
25 DF Park Moon-jae  Metzetta
6 MF Jürgen Somerhóf  Hendalarsk
8 MF Jérémie Daladier  Yonderre
10 MF Ludwig Ámínsón  Hendalarsk
12 MF Gustáv Kletscher  Hendalarsk
16 MF Séamus Ó Lorcán  Faneria
20 MF Sígmunt Golát  Hendalarsk
7 MF Mázel Fischer  Hendalarsk
9 FW Jamshid Tabishi  Rusana
11 FW Stéphan Juste  Yonderre
19 FW Jens Íuhó  Hendalarsk
61 FW Grosics Mihály  Hendalarsk
77 FW Stefan Weismann  Eldmora

Club culture

Derisively referred to as a "regime team" by their rivals due to a perceived cosiness with the Hendalarskara government, the Kickers have a history of success and a notably impatient fanbase which demands future success of its managers. The club's ultras, the Nordbrigáde (so-called because of their traditional position in the FK-FK-Arena's North Stand), are the most fanatical fan group, and during the era of widespread fan disorder that characterised Hendalarskara football in the 1970s were notorious for their conflicts with rival groups. An extremist offshoot of the group, the Sonenkämfer ("Warriors of the Sun"), were responsible for a string of murders in 1978 and 1979, and their activities have been used by rivals to denounce the team (often cynically) as in some sense existentially right-wing. Recent years have belied this; the club is at the forefront of efforts towards LGBTQ and ethnic minority inclusion in Hendalarskara football. The club's continued success has nevertheless led to a widespread perception that many of its modern fans are "elitist" and/or "plastic"[1], an impression which is hardly helped by former manager and club legend Andréas Hofen's oft-quoted remark "We're not elitist, we treat all our equals with respect - it just so happens that we don't have any equals!"

Rivalries and alliances

The club's rivalry with Rapid-Frehmenwerth, the Hauptstadsch Derby, is among the most fiercely-contested fixtures in world football; many league seasons have hinged on the outcome of these games, with the momentum and bragging rights gained by the winner just as important as the swing in the standings. The most notorious instance of the rivalry remains the final game of the 1991-92 season, when Rapid arrived at the FK-FK-Arena two points behind the Kickers and thereby required a win at the ground of their hated rivals to clinch the league title. Rapid duly won through a 91st-minute free-kick struck by Lukas Horstenmeyer, sparking delirious celebrations among the away contingent and a pitch invasion by the irate home fans which took thousands of security personnel to disperse. The Kickers have nevertheless dominated the 2020s in Hendalarskara football, whereas Rapid have undergone a decline over the same period. Other rivalries include smaller local derbies with lower-division teams Wiktoria Frémenwerd and Khunyeria Vremenverda. The Kickers also maintain a long-running competitive rivalry with Wiktoría Zalgisbeck, the northern metropolis' most successful team, although this is far friendlier than the rivalry with Rapid.

The club retains a large international following, and its frequent presence in continental competition has sparked both rivalries and friendships abroad, among them a particularly close relationship with the fans of [Yonderian club] - the two clubs frequently host testimonial matches for each others' long-serving players, and competitive continental meetings are almost always an occasion for reunions and mutual respect regardless of results on the pitch.

Honours

Domestic

Bundeslíga: 26
1930-31, 1933-34, 1939-40, 1940-41, 1941-42, 1942-43, 1943-44, 1944-45, 1945-46, 1967-68, 1968-69, 1973-74, 1978-79, 1982-83, 1986-87, 1990-91, 1992-1993, 1998-99, 2002-03, 2003-04, 2007-08, 2009-10, 2016-17, 2020-21, 2023-24, 2024-25

Continental

Notes

  1. Joining in order to be associated with success rather than out of any real emotional connection to the club.